You're not small, you just need a "closer fit!"

You gotta hand it to those marketers over at Durex, the dominant condom company in Malaysia. They don't write "size small" or something to that effect, rather they say "CLOSE FIT." I was LMAO @ that! Now that I have that out of the way, I need to vent a little about Malaysian drivers. What the fuck is with those bastard fucks who are waiting to turn into moving traffic, positioned perpendicular to it, but venture out into the lane far enough to obstruct traffic / cause an accident, AND STILL DON'T TURN! They just fucking sit there, not letting you move, and not moving themselves. Oh man, would people regret it if they gave me some kind of law-making power. BTW, did you notice the awesome macro mode and autofocussed picture of the box? Taken with the W800i, no less!